The Exploits of Buckner Jeopardy Grimes

This having happened to me I sat still on my brother Bills horse, because thats the best thing you can do when a feller is pinting a cocked.45 at your wishbone. This feller was a mean-looking hombre in a sweaty hickory shirt with brass rivets in his leather hat band, and he needed a shave.

• He said, Who are you?
• Where you from?
• Where you goin?
• What you aimin to do when you get there?